Why does life suck? Because it does

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

why was the boy crying he had cancer

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

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what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

you are a åsshole :)

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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