- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Some people devote their life to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

Health food.

what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

roses are red violets are blue you think shes hot? how BLIND are you?

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

What's funnier than 24? 25

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

Romeny or Obama? Obamney

u suck

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Do u take sugar?

Black Friday

Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

Scott Gomez

Has u seen my grammar?

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

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