How do you stop a bus ? Put 3 small children in front of it Whats sad about 3 children who died in a bus crash ? They were my kids. How do you know if you're blind ? You run in to a wall

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When life throws you knives, you're probably dead

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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How do you get your clock to stop ticking? Hit it with a sledge hammer.

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What do you get when you put a frog in a paper shredder? Harshly punished by the Animal Humane Society

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Roses are red. Violets are blue... Hold on. Roses could be white too.

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What's worse than accidentally flooding your bathroom? A Tsunami

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Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was pursuing his dream of becoming the world's best circus clown, which six developed a fear of in a tragic circus accident which occured in his childhood. Therefore, six was afraid of seven.

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What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

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how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

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What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

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What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

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What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

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Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

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Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

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They should introduce a filtering system on here. That way any repeated jokes, or idiots taking up a page with a copy and paste routine, could be simply erased by those who are bored with them or find them irritating. [L]

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What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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