-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

i just pooped that is all!

Little Justin's bike has a flat tire has a flat tire. He asks his dad to inflate it. "Sure Justin I can fix that for you." Said his father. But he overinflates the tire, causing the tire to explode and ignite the chemicals. The house burns to the ground, killing Justin and his parents. The fire then spreads and the hole city burns. 50,000 people die.

What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

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How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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