- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

What do you call a retarded black man? His name

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

Nice belt.

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

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