What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller watch TV? Because at 19 months she contracted what is believed to be scarlet fever which caused an acute congestion of the stomach and brain which caused her to loose sight and hearing.

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Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

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An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

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Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

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what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

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Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

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roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

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a man walks into a bar and it hurts

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

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What do silly people in a monastery say? stop munkying around.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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A man walks into a bar, gets caught in a knife fight, and dies horribly. The funeral was closed casket.

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Whats 9 + 10? 19.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

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My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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<=3 penis

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Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

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What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

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Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

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What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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