- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

What do gay cows eat? Grass.

What's worse than World War II? World War III.

the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

What do you get when you hit a deer? A dead deer, which you should probably take home to eat - wouldn't want it to go to waste.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other is a baby.

my mom died because she was morbidly obese

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

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