- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

Knock knock. Who's there You are.

Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

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