What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

Some people like melon and others like soup.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

William wright is Gay

What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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