Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

What s the difference between a pigeon ?

A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

The Game.

How you do stop a baby from swinging around on the clothesline? Hit it with a shovel.

Liverpool City Football Club

What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

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Women's Rights

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

say cheese

Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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