Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Of course you don't. they're sick and disgusting and enjoyment of one merits only the deepest of society's hatred and scorn.

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Why did the chicken go down the road? He was in a KFC truck and was headed to his death...

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my name is CC im a little bit retarted but i only drink my own urin and sometimes i like to have a big dinner with poop urin and my friends urin CC for life!!!

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Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

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Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

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so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

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once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

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What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

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How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

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How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

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Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

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Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

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Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

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Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

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Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

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a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

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69- by Adam Chebali

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Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

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USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

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balls

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HOLY SHIT, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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