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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is like another one: Terry is at work eating a cookie.. He drops his cookie. His co worker trys to pick it up, however he accidently stands on it. Turns out terry can keep a grudge, nine years later, he killed his co worker with a shovel.

What did one computer say to the other? 100111010100100111001010010001110101110010100010101011010011010010111000010101100100100100001101010000011111010010011010100110101001010100101010101010100101011010010010101010110010110010100100010101010101010

What has 156 bras and 927 pairs of underwear? Someone without a washing machine.

Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

Does anyone know any good ways to piss off an Grammar Nazi?

Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

gabbi nunez ;)

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

you are a åsshole :)

what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

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