- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

Seven

what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

bees knees

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

what's worse that reading something that just wasted seconds of your life? reading this and wasting more seconds.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

why was the black man blind? because he was black.

Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

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