heads up!

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"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

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What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

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What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

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Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

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what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

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What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

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Mitt Romney

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

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What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

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What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

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John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

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Why are you looking here? The joke's in your hand.

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How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

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What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

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retard

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why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

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A man decided to commit suicide. He did.

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A lumberjack wearing women's underwear under his clothes walks into a bar. Several Canadian Mounties stand up and surround him, compliment him on his cooking and offer to go looking for some wild flowers for his herb collection.

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Ask me if my name is Jennifer. Is your name Jennifer? No.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? When 6 was just a young boy living in a quaint suburbial town, his family, 1 2 3 4 and 5 were all killed by 7. 7 then burned down their house while 6 ran away from the blazing inferno he used to call home. 6 was forced to live off the land in order to survive. 6 built a house using only mud and sticks and a little elbow grease. When 7 heard the news that 6 was still alive and well in the forest, 7 went into the woods, tracked down 6's home and again burned it down. When 6 came back from a day of fishing and a handfull of fish, he saw that his house was burned down. The fish then escaped from his hands, and flew away. 7 had left a note on the ground that said 7. 6 then recalled the first time 7 had killed his family and burned down house. 7 had now burned down two of 6's houses. That is why 6 is afraid of 7.

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Q. How are a bird and a turtle alike? A. They both fly. Except the turtle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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