What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

What do you call a retarded black man? His name

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

Nice belt.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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