- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor? A. "I'd like a hotdog, please."

Why was the washing machine laughing? Because you're on drugs.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

Stoner Student: "Imagine if El Nino and La Nina got together and started a family and had little Los Ninos." Class Nerd: "Yeah."

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

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