Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

What's 9 + 10 19

A: Knock Knock B: ...

Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

kill yourself

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

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