- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

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what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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