If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why does life suck? Because it does

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Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

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What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

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Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

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knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

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What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

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Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

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What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

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why was the boy crying he had cancer

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Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

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Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

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A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

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Once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book ... it goes on forever. Epilogue: the man and son eventually died because a microphone swallowed a frog. THE END P.S.: I didn't close the quotations. P.S.#2: I don't know what ''P.S. stands for. P.S.#3: I didn't close the quotation again.

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I once met with Mahatma Gandhi and he said to me "Child, why do I walk this earth?.. What is the meaning of my living?.. Why am I alive?" and I bowed in respect of his wisdom and said "I don't know. Why do you?" and he said "I don't I'm dead."

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Why did michael jackson wear white gloves around young boys? His doctor recommended that he do so due to bad circulation.

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What do a black man and an elephant have in common? They are both multi-cellular organisms, they both belong to the kingdom Animalia, the phylum Chordata, and the class Mammalia, they both possess vertebrae, they both move through legged locomotion, they both possess knee joints and they both possess the capacity for altruistic behavior.

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A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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