- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Wanker

What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

Come on children, don't dawdle.

What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

look under under where under under where. under the couch

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

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