- Anti Joke

Why did the black man buy watermellon? Because he was having a barbecue in his suburban neighborhood and he wanted some fruit.

The woman says : OMG I am so hung over!! The man next to her has Terrible tourertts turns around and shouts I want my to make them hung over your face, her then moves away and rapes a apple of which he is eating, the woman turns around and dies as she has a brain tumor

What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

There's a skunk and a lawyer standing on the side of the road, what's the difference? There are tire marks infront of the skunk.

What does Helen Keller's parents do when she gets in trouble? They leave the plunger in the toilet!!!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Why did the black man rob the store? Because he was hard on money for a reason not associated with race or stereotypes whatsoever.

BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

A guy who plays shooting games acquires an assault rifle but he doesn't kill anyone, why? Because he was a nice and peaceful man who loves his wife.

two men are sitting in a desk next to each other learning math when the equation 22+1 came up. the frist man says to the second, "24" and they both giggled. the second guy then slips his lips over the the first guy and whispers, "hey, i just thought of something funnier than 24" to which the first replies with a slight of laughter, "lemme hear it." so the second says with laughter "25".

whats small and tickles? pubic lice

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

Your Mom!!!

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd