- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

Why wasn't the man talking? Because he was sleeping.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

What is the difference between me and you? I am not readin this joke.

Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

people on this site vote for anti-jokes that make them laughed

Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

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