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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

Sixty... eight

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

I have a gay camel

Bags of delicious poop.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

Knock knock. Who's there You are.

Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

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