Why are fire trucks red Well fire trucks have 4 wheels, and they have 8 people in them, 4+8, is 12, there are 12 inches in a foot, a foot is a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a boat, boats sail the seven seas, fish are in the seven seas, fish have fins, the Finns defeated the Russians, Russians are red, And that is why fire trucks are red.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body.

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato

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Yesterday I was walking my dog and while I was walking my dog, guess what happened? It got hit by a bus.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dieing in a hole.

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A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.

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What is it worse than a bee sting ? -Two bee stings What 's worse than two bee stings ? -The holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust ? -3 bee stings

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Ryan Holden is a faggot.

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga? one of them is a women the other one is not.

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What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off the cliff? ........………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………..................................................................... .

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Knock Knock! Come in..

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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Knock Knock DAMMIT WOMAN MAKE ME A SAMMACH

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Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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You have 10 apples and 12 cabbages How many pizzas can you fit on the roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

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A Jew, Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. They have fun there a good time and then they go home.

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roses are red violets are blue I hear a bus...

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Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

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Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

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If it looks like a chicken and acts like a chicken, its most likely not a deadly crab running towards you with a knife that has rabies and is afraid of towels.

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Jeremy has 8 apples. Susie has 3. how much does Jason have? Purple because aliens don't like grapes.

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What did Edward Cullen say to the hot girl? Since I am a vampire it is impossible for me to get an erection.

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