- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

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Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

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"Hheheheh Hey Butthead"- "Were Gonna Score!"

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? ...hey, it's kinda fun to type tootsie... ...tootsie tootsie tootsie...

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What's red, blue & green all over?

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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yo mamas so dumb she named her house butt and her son crack and then she called the police saying I looked all over my butt and i can not find my crack.

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Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

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why was ej's penis hard? because he had just got done having fine exquisit sex which he had ejaculated with a sturn body builder name frank who he had been seeing for the past few months.

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DARK FACT: A ratchet black chick would say that was racist.

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Why did the man break all his bones? Because his parachute failed to open

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

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Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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Lard and Liz lard,lard and Liz

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Q: What's funnier than a baby in a blender? A: A baby in a clownsuit in a blender.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why do they give old people Viagra at nursing homes? Because erectile function decreases with increasing age, and it would be unfair to needlessly deny senior citizens the right to consensual intercourse if that is what they want.

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Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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