Are you a tree

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How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

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What looks like donuts but stinks of shit. Sean Big Macs socks

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

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-Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Willis. -Wills who? -IT'S ME WILLIS. YOUR SON! -Whatchu talking bout Willis, I ain't got no son. -Remember Bill, my father? I was conceived on your 20th birthday party. .... - Is he fat white Bill, Mexican Bill, or Billette the shemale? And thus, poor Willis jumps off a bridge, committing suicide, because his biological mother turns out to be a shemale screwing whore.

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Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

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What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

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My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

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What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

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What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

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Want to hear a joke? Me neither.

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I was so fat I went on a diet

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When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

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How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

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its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

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What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

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The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

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If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

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A man goes to the beach to meat babes, but know one seemes to notice him. The man notices another man with a crowed of beautiful women surrounding him. Later that day he stops the man and asks him, how do you get all those girls? the man replies put a potato in your bathing suit. so the next day the man puts a potato in his bathing suit, this time he notices girls walking by and laughing, he goes to the man at the end of the day and asks why it did not work, the man replies, next time try putting the potato in the front

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Q. Why did the Unicorn die A. It got hit by a Bus

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What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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