- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

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I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

What? Why?

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

What did your mom say when Quinn Griffith Randel walked in the door? Hi.

Has u seen my grammar?

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

Your momma so fat, she's fat

Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

Carrot fingers

Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

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