Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

Some people devote their life to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

Why did Christopher Columbus sail to America? Because sailing was faster than swimming.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

William wright is Gay

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

What made the lady dance? Bandz!

What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

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What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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