- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. why did I get hurt A. My pants fell off

Q. What did the buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor? A. "I'd like a hotdog, please."

Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

Why did the Monkey Fall out of the tree? ..It was dead..

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Why was the washing machine laughing? Because you're on drugs.

What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

Why are they called waiters? Because you got to wait for them for a fucking long time. Why do they call you a patient. Just so you wont get impatient, if you do you are no longer a patient and they will ignore you.

What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

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