A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

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What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

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A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

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whats white and pointless? chalk.

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How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

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Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

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What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

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your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

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wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

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What do you call an elephant on the moon? Dead.

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Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

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How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, a dead baby is a horrible sight and shouldn't be laughed at.

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Do you speak alien? Hola.

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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