"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

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A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

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What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

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A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

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What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

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What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

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How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

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Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

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What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

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Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

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Potassium? K.

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

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Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

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How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

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There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

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you first

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Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

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What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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