- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It would be unlikely for any entity of this time to speak English and communicate with chickens so it is improbable for one to know the answer.

three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

Lucas talks to mom she says hi

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Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

Why did the little girl cry? Because she saw her future.

What do you call a black guy who is a lifeguard An African American male who puts his safety before others

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