What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's been brutally cut open.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

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What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

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A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

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(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

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Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

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A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

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What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

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Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? I would probably spend somewhere under 3 dollars at a store, but only if somebody else drives me. I really don't want to drive, not in this gas shortage. You know what...forget it, Klondike Bars make my teeth hurt due to my sensitive teeth problem. I know I should get that sensitive teeth tooth paste, but I always forget when at the store.

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the love boat

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

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Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

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How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

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http://anti-joke.com/anti-joke/popular/a-paper-cut-is-a-trees-last-revenge

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HOLY SHIT BITCH!!!

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How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

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Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

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Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

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Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

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yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

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What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

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