- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

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An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. 10 seconds later still no timmy

Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Knock knock Come in

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

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Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

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