So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

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Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

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Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

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Q:what's black and white and red all over? A:a panda bear that's been shot in the face.

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Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

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You will not press the like button.

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Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

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A Muslim walked into a bar....nothing happened

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Q: what are very funny A: Jokes

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kcuf read it backwards

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How did the mecanic die? He drowned

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"One day this man walks out of his house to go to work. He sees this snail on his porch. So he picks it up and chucks it over his roof, into the back yard. Snail bounces off a rock, cracks its shell all to ****, and lands in the grass. Snail lies there dying. But it doesn't die. It eats some grass. Slowly heals. Grows a new shell. And after a while it can crawl again. One day the snail up and heads back to the front of the house. Finally, after a year, the little guy crawls back on the porch. Right then, the man walks out to go to work and sees this snail again. So he says to it, 'What the f uck's your problem?'" -Training Day

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A programmer, and engineer and an accountant meet up for an after work drink. Afterwards they go home to their separate apartments and think how socially inadequate they are.

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whats better than sex with a 12 year old?? nothing

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What's the best rabbit for a black person?

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Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

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What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

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Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

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what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

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"Hheheheh Hey Butthead"- "Were Gonna Score!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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