Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

An irish man walks out of a bar

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

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Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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