how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

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How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? i know how to make a pizza

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A cripple.

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What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

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How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

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There's two sausages in a pan.. One says "Wow it's hot in here" The other says... "agrhhh a talking sausage"

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My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

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How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

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Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

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What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

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A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

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Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

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What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

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Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

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So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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