- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

more chocolate?

how many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? none their all dead.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? A puppy, but it was left too long in a wrapped up box without air, it quickly suffocated and ruined the kids chirstmas.

What does Helen Keller's parents do when she gets in trouble? They leave the plunger in the toilet!!!

A black man with a blond beard came to deliver me a pizza. I paid him, tipped him, and closed my door. I forgot the pizza. Dammit.

Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

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