- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

I have suicidal thoughts

i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

A baby seal walks into a club.

I like colin but not as much as apple

A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

why did the man die? he was shot

There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

Your mother is so fat, that if she had 8 clones of her, they would probably not be able to stand in the elevator together due to the maximum capacity, and safety hazard.

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Doctor B: Doctor who? A: Doctor Johnson, i'm here to check up on you. How's the medication going? B: It's going well thank you, it's working. A: That's very good to hear. Hope you recover soon. B: Thank you!

What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

A man wearing a chicken t-shirt and holding a pair of dentures walks into the Youtube headquarters, then immediately walks out in fear of getting a copyright strike.

knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

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