- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

What did a policeman say to his belly? Nothing. Because he knows his belly is incapable of speech.

What did Johnny do this wednesday? He went to school to be academically taught to get a high GPA of all the other children so he could go and pursuit his dream so he won't be left at home with a drunk wife and 6 kids with $190,000 in debt from the IRS

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

If god gives you lemons keep the lemon go to the store and buy oranges to make orange juice.

I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

do you have a wife?

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

why was the boy sad? because.

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

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