aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

its all aodhan

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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