child labor

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How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

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Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

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Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

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have you ever had african food? neither have they

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You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

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Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

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Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

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look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

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The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

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Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

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There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

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Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

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Y u do dis?

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Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

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Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

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whats orange, green and has a treadmill attached to it? a cantaloupe, i lied about the treadmill.

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How do you make a baby float? Two scopes of Ice cream and two scopes of baby.....and the holocaust.

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doctor: hey u ready to get home person: yea doctor: that sucks cause u have cancer

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What did the fat man say when he was offered infinite french fries for life? Yes.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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there was a rich kid strolling in the woods.he saw a bear, HE DIED

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yo mama so fat, she weighs 478 pounds and is in high risk of cardiovascular dieses and/or heart failure.

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Have you got any grapes?" The bartender replies "No." The duck then leaves but returns the next day and again asks, "Have you got any grapes?" And again the bartender answers, "No." This happens again the next day and in annoyance the bartender yells, "If you come in tomorrow and ask if I have any grapes, then I will nail your feet to the floor!" The next day the duck came into the bar and asked, "Have you got any nails?" to which the bartender replied, "Yes." The duck then walked out of the bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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