What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

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What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

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Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

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A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

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Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

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Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

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your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

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A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

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Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

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What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

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What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

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just sit down and dont be a Jew

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4/20 is a holiday just like Christmas.. I lied you just get baked

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it's goal was to get to the other side however unfortunately a giant gorilla picked up a car; threw it at a nearby building causing it to collapse; setting off a massive explosion causing all of the buildings on that side of the street to collapse. As the whole other side of the street was covered in rubble making it impossible for the chicken to get to the other side, so the chicken decided to turn around and go home.

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Once upon a time, there was a ghost. The ghost was sneaking up on a little girl when she turned around and asked the ghost "Are you a stalker or something?" The ghost, unable to reply (being a ghost) was then kicked in the shins. The End!

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canadians

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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