- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

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