Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

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What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

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Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

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A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

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What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

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A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

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What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

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Roses are red violet are blue i saw a machine and it was ps2

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What is the last digit of Pi? Pi is an infinite decimal sequence, and therefore has no last number, but if it did, it would presumably be somewhere from 0-9.

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What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

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What happened after the lawer jumped off the bridge? His family mourned his loss for years.

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Two Muffins in an oven One muffin looks at the other muffin and says: "Oohhhh it's hot in here!". Then the other muffin says: "Oohhhh a talking muffin!"

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Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

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One night I went to this pub, they had a big jar full of $10 notes in top of the bar. I asked the bar tender what was that jar for and he told me that they have a donkey around back and if you make it laugh you win the jar. So i went around the back and i come back around 5 mins later and the donkey was laughing its head off. So i grabbed the jar and told the boys lets hit the clubs.Two weeks later i went to the same pub and they had another jar with $10 notesso i asked the bar tender what that jar was for and he goes to me "that donkey has been laughing ever since you left, now we want the donkey to cry" So I asked for a go and went around the back and when i come back the donkey was crying. as i went to go grab my jar but the bar tender stops and asks me how i did it. the first time i came i told the donkey i had a bigger dick then him.. the 2nd time i showed him.

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why did the boy fall off his bicycle? because his dad threw a refrigerator at him.

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What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

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Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

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What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

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What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

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a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

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This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

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What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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