- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

A man makes a sandwich.

What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

So does Blake

Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

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Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

a seal walks into a club.

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

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