- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

i have a christmas tree.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Because he was bringing food to support his wife and 3 kids whom were very hungry and needed it to survive.

Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

kill yourself

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

Cancer.

Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

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