- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

What do you call this? A sentence in English.

Kumquats Daffodils Alka-Seltzer Serendipity Dewey Decimal System Buccaneer Avuncular Pantaloons Weasels Alligator Chewbacca Sasquatch

Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

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Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

What did a policeman say to his belly? Nothing. Because he knows his belly is incapable of speech.

What did Johnny do this wednesday? He went to school to be academically taught to get a high GPA of all the other children so he could go and pursuit his dream so he won't be left at home with a drunk wife and 6 kids with $190,000 in debt from the IRS

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