- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Edward Cullen say to the hot girl? Since I am a vampire it is impossible for me to get an erection.

A bartender walks into the man and the bar said nothing because it was inanimate.

A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

What has wings and windows? A bluebird, I was nodding about the windows!

Roses are red violits are blue I have ADHD do you like cats?

Person 1: today my doctor said I'm dyslexic Person 2: oh yeah? Are you ahdd too?

How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

what did bob say to joey, nothing joey's dead

Whats worse than getting punched in the balls? Getting punched in the balls twice.

Why was the Jamaican man smoking pot? His doctor prescribed it. The man has a serious case of glaucoma.

knock knock hold on im takin a poop!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? The victim of a freak genetic mutation and extremely susceptible to predators, meaning it will live a short life in the wilderness.

Gay Rights

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's homeless.

The WNBA

Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gun store to buy a gun. After years of abuse and mockery, he was tired of being called "chicken", and was going to shoot up the entire school

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick!

Q. Where do you find Indonesia A. On a map

What do you call a mexican with a broom in his hand? a man who likes to keep his office at his own company clean

Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Pi pi pi pi Pi pi pi pi Pingu Pingu!

Row, row, row your... Canoe.

How do you upset an Mexican? Kill his entire family.

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