What does two plus two equal? 4

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What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

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What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

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What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

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Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

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So, I'm sitting by this guy in Science class and we're learning about fungi. So this guy is being really nice and I tell him, "Bro, you're just a FUNgi to hang around", like fun guy.

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your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

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A man scratches his ankle and says " my nuts are itchy" a woman looks at him questionly. realizing he had been watched, he lifted the bottom of his pant leg and showed to woman that he had stuffed his socks with pecans.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

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Why did the black man not get to go to the party that was filled with all white people? His mother had recently died and so he had proceeded to go to his mother's funeral instead of heading to his white bestfriend's party.

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Why is there such a big box because there is some writing down here :)

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How did the old man feel when he couldn't have sex? Viagravated

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow who, unlike his quiet friends back on the farm, enjoys to speak when others are nearly finished with their sentence.

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identical jokes get different votes.

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What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

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hi bye

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

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What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

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Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

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An owl and a squirrel were sitting on a tree branch. An acorn fell on the squirrel's head and surprised, the owl moved its head 3.276 degrees to the right. The squirrel apologized for the inconvenience, but the owl would not listen, so flew off to buy a ferry to help children with terminal illnesses get to school.

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I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

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Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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