- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

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Why was the washing machine laughing? Because you're on drugs.

Q. What did the buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor? A. "I'd like a hotdog, please."

Why did the Monkey Fall out of the tree? ..It was dead..

Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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