- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

why is my phone broken i dropped it

billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

balls

what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

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