WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

Whats wrong with that Nothing

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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