- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

Dumb

What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

My name is Harry.

Your mom's so fat, I tried to rape her but couldn't find her p**** and gave up. Instead I decided to take her out to dinner. We enjoyed a lovely meal and I spent the rest of the night trimming her fat with a vegetable peeler while she screamed and bled all over the floor.

ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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