What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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The Holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

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What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

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Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

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A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

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What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

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Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

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You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

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Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

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Your Mom!!!

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Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

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What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

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What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

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what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

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Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

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What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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