- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or have you been in a wheelchair all your life?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

What does a black person call black friday? Friday

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? The light was green.

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