- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

What's black and doesn't work? My Blackberry, but luckily it was still under guarantee and the situation was solved swiftly and relatively drama free.

What's woman spelled backwards? Sandwich-maker.

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

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