- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

Bumsniffer

Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

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