- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

A man named Jack has three kids. The oldest is named Jordan, the middle one is named Kim, and the youngest is named Alex. One day Jordan walked up to his father and asked him how his day was. His father replied, "It was fine."

A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

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elen degeneres is straight....

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing they're rocks? What did the tree say to the other tree? Nothing they're both trees? What did the pillow say to the other pillow? Nothing they're both pillows? What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Doctor B: Doctor who? A: Doctor Johnson, i'm here to check up on you. How's the medication going? B: It's going well thank you, it's working. A: That's very good to hear. Hope you recover soon. B: Thank you!

Why was the woman crying? Because I hit her with a bat.

From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

What did Britney Spears say when she got to Paris? "Oh my God, we're in France!"

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