You have 10 apples and 12 cabbages How many pizzas can you fit on the roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

Knock Knock DAMMIT WOMAN MAKE ME A SAMMACH

A Jew, Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. They have fun there a good time and then they go home.

What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

roses are red violets are blue I hear a bus...

Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

If it looks like a chicken and acts like a chicken, its most likely not a deadly crab running towards you with a knife that has rabies and is afraid of towels.

Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

What happen? Idk...

What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

What would happen if you put a marshmellow in a tractor Because 7, 8, 9

Jeremy has 8 apples. Susie has 3. how much does Jason have? Purple because aliens don't like grapes.

A bartender walks into the man and the bar said nothing because it was inanimate.

A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

What has wings and windows? A bluebird, I was nodding about the windows!

Roses are red violits are blue I have ADHD do you like cats?

Person 1: today my doctor said I'm dyslexic Person 2: oh yeah? Are you ahdd too?

How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

what did bob say to joey, nothing joey's dead

Whats worse than getting punched in the balls? Getting punched in the balls twice.

Why was the Jamaican man smoking pot? His doctor prescribed it. The man has a serious case of glaucoma.

knock knock hold on im takin a poop!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? The victim of a freak genetic mutation and extremely susceptible to predators, meaning it will live a short life in the wilderness.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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