- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

why was the black man blind? because he was black.

Why did the girl fall down the stairs? Because her asshole brother pushed her :)

why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

Your dick is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

Why did the Asian eat so much rice? Because he was hungry.

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So, I'm sitting by this guy in Science class and we're learning about fungi. So this guy is being really nice and I tell him, "Bro, you're just a FUNgi to hang around", like fun guy.

How did the old man feel when he couldn't have sex? Viagravated

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow who, unlike his quiet friends back on the farm, enjoys to speak when others are nearly finished with their sentence.

your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

Why did the black man not get to go to the party that was filled with all white people? His mother had recently died and so he had proceeded to go to his mother's funeral instead of heading to his white bestfriend's party.

A man scratches his ankle and says " my nuts are itchy" a woman looks at him questionly. realizing he had been watched, he lifted the bottom of his pant leg and showed to woman that he had stuffed his socks with pecans.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

Why is there such a big box because there is some writing down here :)

child labor

Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

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