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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A cripple.

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? i know how to make a pizza

How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

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What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

Q-what did the black man say before he crossed the road? A-i wanna cross the road.

knock knock who's there? it's I, your son. ....... what? dad let me in, it's cold! i don't have a son.... but.... i love you... get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

Q: what are very funny A: Jokes

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