There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

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What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

The Barackness Monster

When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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