What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

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A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

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In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

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Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

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What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

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What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

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s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

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Whats wrong with that Nothing

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Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

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She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

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How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

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Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

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What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

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What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

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Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because last year, when 6 was going to the gas station, 7 approached him and said "gimme all your money or else I'll shoot you". 6 was so scared he ran away crying. About a few days later 6 spots 7 again and this time he was with 9. He said "yo 6! If you don't give me your money, im gonna do this to you!" and then 7 started biting and chewing 9 as if he was some kind of cannibal. 6 ran away and called the police. He told him that 7 ate 9.

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what do you call a man with no friends? it's because of all the wear and tear that's done to the socks being thrown in her, and she desanitizes only the nun with no forebeard

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

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Adam ci ?mierdz?cy kutas mi sie ya mam

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Hey Eliza, thanks, while I appreciate the help, Alice is crying in a corner and refusing to get up, I wont lie, for a moment there I could "see voices and music" and valium has taken care of the ptsd (and blown most of my brain, which is nice for a change). With that said, im on 40 mg ritalin which is a lot, but I need it, besides I can handle the anxiety. I have no idea who the guy typing this is, but he is following me to the letter, so thats good enough, except his typos being worse than mine, which is pretty good for a guy that barely speaks english. Sorry Eliza, but Alice is having a breakdown here, ill talk her down a bit first, she tries to hide it, but she is far more worried about me than I am, which is nice, just not like this, ill be right back with you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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