Q. Why did the boy throw up on the bus? A. All his friends around him died in the accident

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What is the difference between a Mexican man and a bench? The Mexican man is a human being, thus being sentient and able to partake in social activities, such as receiving education, meeting people, getting a job, raising a family, and getting somewhere in life. The bench cannot do anything. It is inanimate and is meant to be sat on.

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How do you break up a fight between two blacks I have ADD and Im proud of it

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They say once you go black, you never go black. But clearly they weren't referring to Nigel, who had an average-sized penis at best.

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What do an Eagle and a sugar cube have in common? The fact that if let to disintegrate they both turn slowly to hydrogen after a period of time.

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If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

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Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

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What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

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squash squash who squash my ass

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

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What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

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What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

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What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

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A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

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What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

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Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

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why did the ginger cross the road to go to hell

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

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why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

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I dont have a girlfriend

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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