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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

What's woman spelled backwards? Sandwich-maker.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because I shot him. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because his tail was stapled to the other monkey.

Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Oooh a cloud

What's black and doesn't work? My Blackberry, but luckily it was still under guarantee and the situation was solved swiftly and relatively drama free.

Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

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A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

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