- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

whats small and tickles? pubic lice

Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

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Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

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