Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

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Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

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What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

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Two muffins were in an oven. One muffin said "Wow, its hot in here." The other muffin said "Oh my gosh a talking muffin!" The house burnt down because the oven created a fire.

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or have you been in a wheelchair all your life?

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Why did the boy give the girl flowers? Because her parents died in a car crash and he felt bad.

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A middle-aged white woman is walking toward a building, talking on her cellphone to a friend. She says, "Yes, I can meet you for lunch in a few hours. I have to go to the unemployment office to sign up for benefits. It's going to be horrible. It'll probably be full of black people." Standing in line, she is incredibly uncomfortable and horrified, because there is a black man right behind her, and she is stuck standing next to him for a long time. Finally it's her turn, and she steps up to the counter. The clerk asks her, "And what did you do for a living?" She answers, "I mopped the floors and cleaned the bathroom in a Blockbuster store that closed down." The clerk says, "Fill out this paperwork and take it to window #2." As she turns around, she is once more repulsed by the black man who is standing right there. Now that it's his turn, he steps to the counter, and the clerk asks him, "And what did you do for a living?" He answers, "I was the senior vice president of global strategic development for Eastman Kodak."

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a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

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What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

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How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

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you wanna hear a good anti joke?, so do i

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Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

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What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

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YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

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Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

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Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

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What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

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"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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