Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

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"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

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What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

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A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

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What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

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Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. The man leaves in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

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What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

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why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

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A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

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What do you call a blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba? A blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Oooh a cloud

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CRY

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Why did the CEO step down? Because he was very ill and could no longer meet his duties and expectations as Pear’s CEO.

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Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

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I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

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What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

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Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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