http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

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Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

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So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

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What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

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A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

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Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

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Q:what's black and white and red all over? A:a panda bear that's been shot in the face.

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A programmer, and engineer and an accountant meet up for an after work drink. Afterwards they go home to their separate apartments and think how socially inadequate they are.

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"One day this man walks out of his house to go to work. He sees this snail on his porch. So he picks it up and chucks it over his roof, into the back yard. Snail bounces off a rock, cracks its shell all to ****, and lands in the grass. Snail lies there dying. But it doesn't die. It eats some grass. Slowly heals. Grows a new shell. And after a while it can crawl again. One day the snail up and heads back to the front of the house. Finally, after a year, the little guy crawls back on the porch. Right then, the man walks out to go to work and sees this snail again. So he says to it, 'What the f uck's your problem?'" -Training Day

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Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

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A Muslim walked into a bar....nothing happened

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Q: what are very funny A: Jokes

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You will not press the like button.

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How did the mecanic die? He drowned

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kcuf read it backwards

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What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

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whats better than sex with a 12 year old?? nothing

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What's the best rabbit for a black person?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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