why couldn't the little girl play on the swing? Matty Russel was chasing her

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No, I still have to make sense of some facts bits and pieces here, and thinking is pretty much the only thing I can do at this moment, so why would my doppelganger wannabe call me from her mothers place?

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Why did Billy cry? He had Pubic Lice

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how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

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What's the difference between gold and silver? Atomic number

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An impolite guy walks into a bar... and doesn't apologize to the bar.

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what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

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68

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A guy walks into a bar. He now has a broken collar bone.

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A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

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George Bush.

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whats brown, lying in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? a girl scout that got hit by a truck

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A man goes to Church he meets God nothing happens

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why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

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Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

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i like serious. serious means business. business means cash. cash means money. money makes me happy and when i'm happy you dont die

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a canary! Yes, you are.

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Tim tebow is the anti christ

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What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

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Man: Docter it hurts when i touch my legs! Docter: yeah you have two shattered knee caps youll never walk again.

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whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

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Baman: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? Piderman: What? Baman: They're all gone!

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What did the convicted necrophiliac pedophile do when he found a dead baby? He reported it to the authorities because despite his past habits and behaviour, and after years of rehabilitation he became a responsible and considerate citizen

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