George Bush.

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What's brown and sticky? a stick

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What do you call a man covered in magnets? Attractive

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What happened after a Mexican drank 4 shots? He got drunk and died in a car accident.

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Chuck Norris is a regular human being, just like the rest of us.

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A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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Well, honestly I don't know how I feel about meeting you yet, or chatting with you, I never believed I would get to speak, or even less meet "The Nero", I mean as far as I know, nobody that ever worked alongside you ever has... ...By the way, the thing with the metal arm, well I don't have both arms, so yeah, story of my life. I am "Eliza" here too, its not coding, its just me sharing my real part of my life with our followers, and well, they do not make much sense out of it, but I get to share the tale about how Nero saved me, if not in person.

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What will you be doing right before you die? ... ... living.

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what did the cow said to the other cow? Moo

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ostrich. Ostrich who? No no I don't have a formal name, I'm just telling you I'm an ostrich.

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replied, "That's probably because you're schizophrenic."

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Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

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A Mexican, a Jew and an African walk into a bar. Now, it seem it was the Jew's turn to pay for drinks. So, all three ordered drinks, and the Jew paid for them.

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Why didn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it made him mean.

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Why couldn't the man find his watch? Because he was mugged by a homeless man and had severe brain damage..... ....and because he left it at the office

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So a black man, an Italian, a Mexican, an Irishman, a Chinese man, and a Jew walk into a bar. They go their separate ways and never see each other again.

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I hate girls that try to act hard. Like calm down you dont got a dick.

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To mamas so fat shes fat

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when I shaved this morning....... hairs went down the sink

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Why did the penis rape the vagina, because it felt good!

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Why is the kid over-weighted? Because he had to many calories in his diegestive system and he couldn't burn the calories

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why did the jew drop his coin? beacuse a nazi killed him before he put it in his pocket

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???????????? WTF?

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Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

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Anti Joke

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