why didnt the mouse go for the cheese on the mouse trap it is proven that mice dont actually really like cheese all that much.

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Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

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Tim tebow is the anti christ

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You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had just escaped from the slaughterhouse and ran for its life.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Lemons Lemons who? The fruit

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A man walks into a bar and has a wonderful time drinking with his friends, arrives home at a reasonable time and goes to bed.

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Q: Why did Megan Fox cross the road? A: Because she was running from a giant Decepticon!!! Why else!!!???

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What happens when you put a cat in an oven? Don't, because it will die.

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whats green can fly and has legs? a plane i lied about the legs

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holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

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wanna hear a joke? katie chandler

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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No, I still have to make sense of some facts bits and pieces here, and thinking is pretty much the only thing I can do at this moment, so why would my doppelganger wannabe call me from her mothers place?

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why couldn't the little girl play on the swing? Matty Russel was chasing her

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Whats white and all over my room? paint

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What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

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How's a raven like a writing desk. you really are alice.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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An Englishman, a Frenchman and a German strand on an island. Searching the jungle, they fall into a trap. They get painfully killed and eaten by the cannibals.

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What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

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Why didn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it made him mean.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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