What will you be doing right before you die? ... ... living.

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What does this joke have in common with a ruphies party? They both have an unpopular punchline.

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How are you this morning?

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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What is green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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when I shaved this morning....... hairs went down the sink

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Q: What did your mom say to your dad? A: Honey i want a divorce.

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???????????? WTF?

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they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

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When the black man was driving his car, why did he stop in front of the gun store? Because his car's velocity reached zero at that location.

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A man walks into a bar. He's covered in Ash because the north tower just collapsed.

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One day, I was looking at my brand new wooden table, and I thought, "wow, that is a very nice brand new wooden table." And then my dog peed on it. I killed the dog.

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how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

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if you read this you are gay

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I hate it when i don't forward an email and then i die the next day.

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How do you divide 2574 by 23.5 WIth a calculator

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why did the duck cross the road? More than likely there was something that appeals to the duck on the other side such as a pond or duck food. On the contrary there could also be something that did not appeal to the duck on the side from which he is departing from such as a lack of a pond or a lack of duck food.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into another apple and finding another worm.

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Why did the car get out of bed? Because the person who owned the car was a total freak and put the car into a bed.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A package, the UPS man is already back in his truck.

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9/11/01 was a terrible day I got dirt on my suit when touring NY

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Why didn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it made him mean.

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Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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What will Postman Pat be called after he retires? Pat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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