Why was Tom flunking in school? He had a learning disability.

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How many eco-friendly people does it take to change a lightbulb? Nobody knows because fluorescent lightbulbs last 6 to 12 years longer than an incandescent lightbulb.

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How do you keep a blonde busy? The best way to keep somebody busy is to make sure they have something to do, like get a job or a hobby or do some chores. The color of their hair is irrelevant.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into another apple and finding another worm.

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A: Knock knock B: Who’s there? A: The police B: The police who? A: Ma’am, your son is dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A package, the UPS man is already back in his truck.

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Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

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A Mexican, a Jew and an African walk into a bar. Now, it seem it was the Jew's turn to pay for drinks. So, all three ordered drinks, and the Jew paid for them.

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why was the boy sad? his friend got hit by a bus.

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Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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What's green and has wheels? Dave Matthew's Band

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What has four legs, is green and furry, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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When the black man was driving his car, why did he stop in front of the gun store? Because his car's velocity reached zero at that location.

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if you read this you are gay

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pigs are sometimes pink GOSH

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A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

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Two astronauts go kayaking in the Sahara Desert. How many pancakes does it take to shingle doghouse? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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Sonic

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If you have a green ball in your left hand and a green ball your right hand, what do you have? Kermit the Frog's undivided attention

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What's the difference between a Muslim and a box? A box won't blow you up!

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Word play, punch-line, joke.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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