There once was a man from Nantucket.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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boobs

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Fat people.

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Tim tebow is the anti christ

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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What did the midget say to the clown that was blocking the doorway? Excuse me

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Three men walked into a bar. They looked around, saw that it was pretty crowded, and decided they'd feel more comfortable going somewhere a little less busy down the road.

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replied, "That's probably because you're schizophrenic."

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen to my mixtape? ... It's really good.

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Yo Momma's so fat she has Type 1 Diabetes.

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if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

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why did the boy fall down? he was shot

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges don't talk

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A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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One day, I was looking at my brand new wooden table, and I thought, "wow, that is a very nice brand new wooden table." And then my dog peed on it. I killed the dog.

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when life gives you lemmons, chuck em' at beiber

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An impolite guy walks into a bar... and doesn't apologize to the bar.

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whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police Ahh shit

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A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

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How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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