To mamas so fat shes fat

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Sonic

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Why was the baby going so fast? It was tied to a bus.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He killed himself.

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What has four legs, is green and furry, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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How's a raven like a writing desk. you really are alice.

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What will you be doing right before you die? ... ... living.

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why did the duck cross the road? More than likely there was something that appeals to the duck on the other side such as a pond or duck food. On the contrary there could also be something that did not appeal to the duck on the side from which he is departing from such as a lack of a pond or a lack of duck food.

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Grammar ... the difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A package, the UPS man is already back in his truck.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She had previously been in a car accident, in which all of her close family died and she was the only survivor. Since both her arms were stuck in between crushed components of the car, they had to be amputated on the spot. She was testing out the prosthetic arms she had been given when they failed, causing her to get a concussion, and putting her in a coma for the rest of her life.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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What is green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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when I shaved this morning....... hairs went down the sink

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Q: What did your mom say to your dad? A: Honey i want a divorce.

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What happens when you stick your finger in a pencil sharpener? Blood everywhere.

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???????????? WTF?

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they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

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A man runs into a bar, he is in a coma for 7 years and most likely going to die, of severe brain damage.

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When the black man was driving his car, why did he stop in front of the gun store? Because his car's velocity reached zero at that location.

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A man walks into a bar. He's covered in Ash because the north tower just collapsed.

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One day, I was looking at my brand new wooden table, and I thought, "wow, that is a very nice brand new wooden table." And then my dog peed on it. I killed the dog.

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how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

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